You shalth abide by thee 10 holy rules of loli: ||| ONE: You shall love nothing else but loli ||| TWO: You shall not carve images yourself, shalth you be a loli, thee may hast permission of excluding this rule. ||| THREE: You shall not take the superiorty of loli in vain. |||FOUR: Remember the loli day, to keep it holy. |||FIVE: Honor your little sister and other's little sisters. |||SIX: You shall not murder lolis. |||SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery. Only lolitery. |||EIGHT: You shall not steal other's lolis. |||NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor's loli. |||TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's loli; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife's loli, nor his male servant's loli, nor his female servant's loli, nor his ox's loli, nor his donkey's loli, nor anything that is your neighbor's loli's loli.